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Drive it Like You Stole it Beach Towel

Drive it Like You Stole it Beach Towel

Regular price $48.00 CAD
Regular price Sale price $48.00 CAD
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Beach days are always a bliss – showing up with a luxuriously soft and customized beach towel however can add a bit more sunshine to your day. This heavyweight towel feels extra lush to the touch as it features a polyester facing and a cotton loop backing for durability.

NB! Due to the thickness of the towel the print colors may not soak all the way through the fabric and white background can show through when towel fibers are stroked.

.: 50% Polyester 50% Cotton
.: White cotton loop backing
.: One-sided print


Once upon a time, there was a corgi named Max who had a peculiar job - he was a watercraft repossession expert. Max had a unique talent for driving jet skis and boats at high speeds, which made him the perfect candidate for this challenging profession.

Max loved the thrill of chasing down watercraft that had been illegally obtained by their owners, and he was very good at it. He could drive a jet ski like nobody's business, weaving in and out of the water with ease, and he always managed to catch his targets.

One day, Max was tasked with repossessing a jet ski that had been stolen from a wealthy businessman. The jet ski was speeding across the water at breakneck speeds, and Max knew he had to act fast if he was going to catch up.

Max revved up his own jet ski and took off after the stolen watercraft, determined to catch the thief. He sped across the water, dodging waves and jumping over wakes, his little corgi ears flapping in the wind.

As he closed in on the stolen jet ski, Max could see the fear in the thief's eyes, and he knew he had won. With one swift move, he leaped onto the stolen jet ski and took control, sending the thief tumbling into the water.

Max drove the stolen jet ski back to the dock, where he returned it to its rightful owner, the grateful businessman. The owner was so impressed with Max's skills that he offered him a permanent job as his personal watercraft repossession expert.

From that day forward, Max spent his days cruising the waters, repossessing watercraft and chasing down thieves. He became a legend in the watercraft industry, known for his lightning-fast reflexes and his fearless attitude.

And so, Max the corgi lived a life of adventure and excitement, always ready to take on the next challenge and do what was necessary to protect his clients' property. He had found his true calling in life, and he was living it to the fullest.

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