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Highlife Tee

Highlife Tee

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One day, two brothers, Max and Russ were on their way back from playing frisbee when they passed by a beautiful lake peppered with majestic white swans. They saw the strangest thing! A bag was floating in the air! "What kind of sorcery is that!" Max said. "There must be a wizard nearby! Over there!" said Russ. "Haha, I am no wizard! That's my invention! I call it globe aerostatique. Since hot air rises, I decided to put some in a bag and see what would happen, et ouila! The name's Jacques." said Jacques. "Heck yeah! Thanks Jacques! See you around." said Max, as the brothers headed home. Later that night, Max crept quietly into the laundry room and found one of his mom's old quilts while Russ snuck into the garage to "borrow" some of his dad's fishing line and an old milk crate. The operation went flawlessly. They drank Red Bull all night and in the morning they were ready for takeoff. "Let's light this candle!" said Max as he lit the hydrazine burner with a grin. Soon they were high over a sleepy city. They could see the Eiffel Tower, the Arc d' Triumph and even the Louvre! "Wow! You can see for miles up here!" said Russ. Soon Max and Russ were over Egypt, in the heart of the Valley of the Kings. "Look! A crocodile! Let's get closer!" Russ said, letting the balloon descend. Just then it seemed like the world stood still and everything came to a screeching halt! Was it a crocodile god, meant to protect ancient treasure? Was it a curse? Max looked down, it was a Pyramid. "Oh. It's a Pyramid. Thank God." said Max. "Let's sled down it!" said Russ. They broke the basket in half. "Race you to the bottom!" said Max. As the brothers hurtled down the side of the Pyramid, a gap appeared and they were headed straight for it! "Whoa whoa whoa!" It was unavoidable. The brothers fell down a deep shaft and landed in a pile of ancient Egyptian relics, all made of pure gold. "I'm glad we met that crazy wizard Jacques." said Max. "Oh yeah." grinned Russ.

 

The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

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